Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Tweet Tweet

So I have had a twitter account for 2 years now. (I didn't believe it but there is a site where you can see all your stats) I didn't have more than 10 followers until this year though so it wasn't that much fun until recently.

A friend asked me to post my tweets from this morning on my blog so he could comment on them. (not one to cross post often as I make fun of people who do that, but hey he asked who am I to say no?)
So here they are:

Stoopid hybrid taxi you can't hear them sneaking up to hit you.

@name redacted you're becoming the Brit Courtney Love on my Twitter stream

Not a fan of fat straws. I end up slurping 64Oz coffee in 2 seconds flat with them. Gimme a tiny one so I can get at least an hour out of it

You are headed to/from the gym you should be walking faster than I am to work. If you're not, you shouldn't be wearing that outfit. (via @name redacted)

I invented a word for stuffing your face. Snorfborgle.

3 comments:

Dave77459 said...

Thank you for copying your tweets.

Stoopid hybrid taxi you can't hear them sneaking up to hit you.

In the transportation world, this is becoming an increasingly recognized problem. From outside the vehicle, they are a menace particularly for pedestrians. From the driver's seat, they are facing what motorcyclists have seen for ages: sound matters to visibility.

Quietness is a curse sometimes.

@name redacted you're becoming the Brit Courtney Love on my Twitter stream

I don't know what you mean by this, but I hope that doesn't mean I should feel impending doom. Because I am not feeling that.

Not a fan of fat straws. I end up slurping 64Oz coffee in 2 seconds flat with them. Gimme a tiny one so I can get at least an hour out of it

YES! The important one. You are completely backwards in your viewpoint. Huge straws allow one so inclined to siphon vast quantities of fluids into their bellah. I credit a fat straw with allowing me to drink 2x Double Gulps per day... 128oz of delicious Diet Coke. That's a gallon. (Aside: I regret that 7-Eleven is out of this market)

I salute McD's for their giant-girthed straws. I wish Wendy's would follow suit so that Frostys would be suckable.

You are headed to/from the gym you should be walking faster than I am to work. If you're not, you shouldn't be wearing that outfit. (via @name redacted)

I will tentatively disagree. If the outfit is too tight to walk properly --AND-- the wearer is a regular sized female (or better), than I think they should take all the time they need. Slow and steady and tight.

I invented a word for stuffing your face. Snorfborgle.

I will endeavor to use this word today, crediting you if possible. Thank you for your timely addition to the English lexicon.

hillary said...

with a big straw I can consume caffeine faster than my body can handle it. That is the problem. Also my bladder holds exactly 4 oz I decided

Trish said...

HA, I said almost the same thing about the new hybrid buses! How am I supposed to catch the stupid bus when I can't hear it coming?